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A police officer fired shots that hit the man, but the attacker kept chewing on the victim’s flesh — more shots were fired, eventually killing him, the Miami Herald said. Television footage showed the two men sprawled on the sidewalk side by side, with the victim barely conscious and covered in blood with up to 75 percent of his face ripped off.

Miami police kill naked man who bit off victim’s face - Yahoo! News (via 3liza)

Police said an overdose of a powerful new form of LSD could have prompted the attack.

“Whenever we see that a person has taken all of his clothes off and has become violent, it’s indicative of this excited delirium that’s caused by an overdose of drugs,” Armando Aguilar of the Miami Fraternal Order of Police, told WSVN-Fox 7.

“What’s happening is inside their body their organs are burning up alive.”

I like how random jackhole cop spouts unfounded speculation and it’s just uncritically presented as some kind of “expert” opinion in the news report.

They’re dead, they’re all messed up.

Night of the Living Dead cop knew how to keep it simple.

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haha yes i loved that, because that’s something LSD even does.  “you see his organs were burning and that’s why he ate the other guy’s face. drug facts.” - the police, 2012 AD

edit: reminder also that it’s nearly impossible to get real LSD in the US since the CIA stopped manufacturing it.  it takes a chemistry phd and a real ass lab to make it without killing yourself/others

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where do I buy this level two LSD

ronniefein:

Kale is king these days. I’ve been reading all about things such as crispy fried kale and kale chips and braised kale and of course, kale soup.
All delicious. And it’s healthy too. Calcium. Vitamins A, C and K (sounds like New York subway lines). Also one of those cabbage descendants that may have anti-cancer effects.
I never heard of kale, growing up. The only cabbage we ate was in Aunt Goldie’s special soup and also the sauerkraut we put on top of our hot dogs.
But now, as I said, kale is king. Like other cabbage cousins, it can be acrid so you have to treat it right. If you overcook it, it can smell up the entire kitchen. But if you undercook it it doesn’t taste right.
I buy kale a lot because I like to experiment with recipes, especially with ingredients that weren’t familiar from my childhood.
But Ed has always hated my kale concoctions.
Until this one: Kale Gratin. It looked so appealing to him he actually asked for a piece (I was saving it to be rewarmed for another meal). And then he asked for seconds!
A miracle.
We finished the rest the next day (10 minutes in a preheated 400 degree oven).
Enjoy this, kale lovers!
Enjoy this, everyone celebrating Shavuot. It’s the cheese dish I will be serving instead of my usual Spinach Pie this year.
Kale Gratin
1 large bunch kale
2 large eggs
1/2 teaspoon Dijon mustard
1 cup half and half cream
1/2 cup grated Swiss cheese
salt and freshly ground black pepper to taste
2-3 tablespoons plain, fresh or dry bread crumbs
1 tablespoon butter
Preheat the oven to 375 degrees. Cut off and discard the hard stems from the kale. Discard discolored leaves. Wash the leaves carefully and cut them into 3-4 pieces. Place the leaves in a large saucepan, add about 1 cup water and cover the pan. Cook on medium-high heat for 6-8 minutes or until the leaves are soft and wilted. Press the water out of the leaves. Chop the leaves into small pieces and place in a lightly greased baking dish. In a bowl, beat the eggs and mustard until combined. Stir in the cream and blend ingredients thoroughly. Stir in the Swiss cheese and some salt and pepper to taste. Pour the mixture over the kale and stir to distribute the kale evenly in the dish. Sprinkle the breadcrumbs on top. Cut the butter into small pieces and use them to dot the surface of the gratin. Bake for about 40 minutes or until the top is crispy and golden brown. Makes 4-6 servings

This is so genius! I’m going to make it ASAP. Or maybe I’ll improvise and combine it with my hankering for good baked macaroni and cheese I’ve had all week. Either way, this is culinary trend setting! 

ronniefein:

Kale is king these days. I’ve been reading all about things such as crispy fried kale and kale chips and braised kale and of course, kale soup.

All delicious. And it’s healthy too. Calcium. Vitamins A, C and K (sounds like New York subway lines). Also one of those cabbage descendants that may have anti-cancer effects.

I never heard of kale, growing up. The only cabbage we ate was in Aunt Goldie’s special soup and also the sauerkraut we put on top of our hot dogs.

But now, as I said, kale is king. Like other cabbage cousins, it can be acrid so you have to treat it right. If you overcook it, it can smell up the entire kitchen. But if you undercook it it doesn’t taste right.

I buy kale a lot because I like to experiment with recipes, especially with ingredients that weren’t familiar from my childhood.

But Ed has always hated my kale concoctions.

Until this one: Kale Gratin. It looked so appealing to him he actually asked for a piece (I was saving it to be rewarmed for another meal). And then he asked for seconds!

A miracle.

We finished the rest the next day (10 minutes in a preheated 400 degree oven).

Enjoy this, kale lovers!

Enjoy this, everyone celebrating Shavuot. It’s the cheese dish I will be serving instead of my usual Spinach Pie this year.

Kale Gratin

1 large bunch kale

2 large eggs

1/2 teaspoon Dijon mustard

1 cup half and half cream

1/2 cup grated Swiss cheese

salt and freshly ground black pepper to taste

2-3 tablespoons plain, fresh or dry bread crumbs

1 tablespoon butter

Preheat the oven to 375 degrees. Cut off and discard the hard stems from the kale. Discard discolored leaves. Wash the leaves carefully and cut them into 3-4 pieces. Place the leaves in a large saucepan, add about 1 cup water and cover the pan. Cook on medium-high heat for 6-8 minutes or until the leaves are soft and wilted. Press the water out of the leaves. Chop the leaves into small pieces and place in a lightly greased baking dish. In a bowl, beat the eggs and mustard until combined. Stir in the cream and blend ingredients thoroughly. Stir in the Swiss cheese and some salt and pepper to taste. Pour the mixture over the kale and stir to distribute the kale evenly in the dish. Sprinkle the breadcrumbs on top. Cut the butter into small pieces and use them to dot the surface of the gratin. Bake for about 40 minutes or until the top is crispy and golden brown. Makes 4-6 servings

This is so genius! I’m going to make it ASAP. Or maybe I’ll improvise and combine it with my hankering for good baked macaroni and cheese I’ve had all week. Either way, this is culinary trend setting! 

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